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poisonivy1031 34 / F
"i need more people in my life with a take charge attitude..."
Chicago, Illinois, United States
 
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Member Since: August 12, 2012

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poisonivy1031 34/F
Chicago, Illinois
coming to aff to find love is like going to mcdonalds for a salad lol bitch please
Introduction
I have changed a lot over the past year i am now angrier and will smack a bitch as soon as i am messed with i am still a horny bitch though ha, seriously though i have a take no shit kind of attitude i will treat someones life real quick if i need to cuz i am tired of motherfuckers thinking its ok to talk to me however they want don't get me wrong i am goofy as hell and witty and sarcastic and anything else that makes me awesome i need people in my life that is on my level i need to be able to have a serious conversation and not want to fall asleep while having it but i also want to be able to have great fucking sex after wards i aint looking for love im just not on that anymore to many bullshitters now a days som if you fuck around and get addicted and want a relationship from me just do us both a favor and don't fuck with me no more cuz that relationship shit aint for me at least for now its not also you need to be goofy in order to mess with me if you are an uptight boring per who takes life way to seriously then don't even bother messaging me you will get shot down real quick also if youre old enough to be daddy (and not in the good way ;)) don't message me im sorry but its just not going to happen you probably wouldn't be able to keep up with me anyways i can go for at least 3 hours :D anyways ima end it here cuz if i keep going i will end up saying everything there is to know about me and there will be nothing left for conversation lol :p toodles

My Ideal Person dominant in the bedroom a complete goof ball good in bed great personality smarts idk theres a lot lol

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
i love maroon 5

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Slave/Master, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
pauly d- hes funny nice cock pierced sexy as hell guido lol
i love my guidos pitbull- just omg im in love with him hes
so fuckin sexy (homer simpsons' drool ) haha a couple of porn guysi just dont
know their names. vince vaughn- because hes tall as hell
and idk he just turns me on deep voice ect. hes just yummy

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 34 / female
  • Chicago, Illinois, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Men or Women
Birthdate: August 30, 1989
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 3 in / 160-162 cm
Body Type: BBW
Smoking: I'm a heavy smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: Some high school
Occupation: p.o.s at kohls
Race: Mixed
Religion: Christian
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Bra Size: 46+ / 105+ C
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Other Hair Color
Hair Length: Long
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: None
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